1 00:00:33,850 --> 00:00:36,318 [Laura] Try this for a deep, dark secret... 2 00:00:36,419 --> 00:00:40,082 The great detective Remington Steele? 3 00:00:40,190 --> 00:00:42,249 He doesn't exist. I invented him. 4 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:45,328 Follow... I always loved excitement. 5 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:47,589 So I studied and apprenticed... 6 00:00:47,697 --> 00:00:49,824 and put my name on an office. 7 00:00:49,933 --> 00:00:52,094 But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. 8 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:56,605 A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. 9 00:00:56,706 --> 00:00:58,833 So I invented a superior. 10 00:00:58,942 --> 00:01:01,843 A decidedly masculine superior. 11 00:01:01,945 --> 00:01:04,106 Suddenly, there were cases around the block. 12 00:01:04,214 --> 00:01:06,705 It was working like a charm. 13 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,613 Until the day he walked in... 14 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:11,983 with his blue eyes and mysterious past. 15 00:01:12,088 --> 00:01:13,851 And before I knew it... 16 00:01:13,957 --> 00:01:16,118 he assumed Remington Steele's identity. 17 00:01:16,226 --> 00:01:19,855 Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. 18 00:01:19,963 --> 00:01:22,124 It's a dangerous way to live... 19 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:24,359 but as long as people buy it... 20 00:01:24,467 --> 00:01:26,628 I can get thejob done. 21 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:29,637 We never mix business with pleasure. 22 00:01:29,739 --> 00:01:31,866 Well, almost never. 23 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:35,202 I don't even know his real name. 24 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,180 [Car Engine Starts] 25 00:03:27,156 --> 00:03:31,217 Now, whatever happens, it's imperative that you and I stay together. 26 00:03:31,327 --> 00:03:34,956 Peppler. Peppler? 27 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:37,464 Bob and Judy Peppler? 28 00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:40,297 What's the matter with Bob and Judy Peppler? 29 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:42,667 I'm sorry. It's bad enough being asked to be a "Bob," 30 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:45,468 but to add insult to injury with Peppler. Oh! 31 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:47,475 It's too late. 32 00:03:47,577 --> 00:03:50,808 Malcolm Marcall is one of the most famous divorce attorneys in the country... 33 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:54,179 and he's expecting Pepplers... married ones. 34 00:03:54,284 --> 00:03:57,378 Besides, there's nothing wrong with it. 35 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,786 I'm a Peppler. She's a Peppler. We're a Peppler. 36 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:03,586 They're a Peppler. Wouldn't you like to be a Peppler too? 37 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,561 [Softly] Why... 38 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,563 Come on! Where's your sense of humor? 39 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:13,125 I'm wearing it. Must one truly parade around in loud pants to play this game? 40 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:16,797 Wouldn't want anybody to mistake you for a tree, now would we? 41 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:19,374 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. 42 00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:21,375 - Malcolm! - Judy.! 43 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,913 - Bob. [Chuckling] - Uh-huh. 44 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,545 My wife, Loretta. This is Bob and Judy Peppler, the couple I told you about. 45 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:35,988 Oh, not you two. You're not really considering divorce, are you? 46 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:39,061 [Bob Chuckling] Now, Retta, we're here to play golf. 47 00:04:39,162 --> 00:04:41,027 [Quietly] I know that. 48 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:47,164 Handsome shot, Mrs. Peppler. 49 00:04:57,614 --> 00:05:00,674 - Nice shot, Peppler. - Beginner's luck. 50 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:04,219 I have a feeling you and I are going to have to play through. 51 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,754 I'm sureJudy won't mind sticking with me. 52 00:05:08,324 --> 00:05:10,622 I appreciate you going through with this charade, Steele. 53 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,627 Main thing is that Retta not know. 54 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,527 - Oh, of course. - I need your help. 55 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:18,157 Someone is trying to kill me. 56 00:05:22,005 --> 00:05:24,769 How many strokes is that this hole? Twenty-two? 57 00:05:24,874 --> 00:05:28,901 Twenty-three. If we don't count the times you missed the ball. 58 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:30,912 And we won't. 59 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:33,448 Four days ago, someone tried to run me off the road. 60 00:05:33,549 --> 00:05:35,847 Yesterday morning, I discovered my car's exhaust system... 61 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:38,113 had been jury-rigged back into the passenger compartment. 62 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:42,385 - Sounds thrilling. - Yes, indeedy. To thrilling lives. 63 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,985 Listen, you see my wife, let me know. 64 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,563 Dinner parties are one of her small pleasures in life. 65 00:05:48,665 --> 00:05:52,499 I'm not particularly anxious for her to know about my stomach trouble. 66 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:56,060 You read where some scientist says that milk is now bad for your ulcer? 67 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:59,335 I've got this fantasy where the same fellow discovers booze is the only cure. 68 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,342 Here comes Mrs. Marcall. 69 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:08,444 - Did it! Broke 150! - [Chuckling] That's my girl. 70 00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:11,076 And how did you do, dear? 71 00:06:11,187 --> 00:06:13,121 Oh, just peachy, darling. 72 00:06:13,222 --> 00:06:15,850 Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it. 73 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:18,620 Who would want to kill Malcolm Marcall? 74 00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:20,753 How about half the women in Los Angeles. 75 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:24,424 He suspects it might be one of the four women he's currently battling in court. 76 00:06:24,534 --> 00:06:26,434 He does, does he? 77 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:28,561 Yes, he does. 78 00:06:28,671 --> 00:06:31,868 - Laura, I think we're about to have our first fight. - I think so. 79 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,875 - I will not live in fear that every time I'm with a client... - I did not take all the risks... 80 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,411 - you are off somewhere stewing. - Of starting my own business just so you could waltz in... 81 00:06:37,513 --> 00:06:39,003 and pretend to be a detective! 82 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:42,778 Such a shame about them. 83 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:51,452 About the case... Perhaps Malcolm does have a point. 84 00:06:51,561 --> 00:06:55,053 Those four women certainly have the most immediate motive. 85 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,564 You'll give me their names, and I'll have Murphy interview them. 86 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,329 - Interview them? Oh, but that's so... - What? 87 00:07:00,436 --> 00:07:03,701 - Boring. - Oh, really? 88 00:07:03,806 --> 00:07:07,674 - And you have a better idea? - As a matter of fact, I do. 89 00:07:07,777 --> 00:07:10,041 Something more dramatic, something to get their attention. 90 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:14,713 I don't care who your lawyer is! The house is mine! 91 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:19,755 - You're right. This is a wonderful idea. - You think so, eh? 92 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,848 You want to play dirty, Bob? All right, we'll play dirty. 93 00:07:24,127 --> 00:07:26,493 - How was that one? Look real? - Are you kidding? 94 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:29,156 - What are you thinking? One more to sell it? - [Mumbling Protest] 95 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:31,165 Sure. Why not? Animal! 96 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,604 Very good. 97 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,765 - Had a lot of practice. - Ah. 98 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,367 Hold it, dear. Janet. 99 00:07:42,478 --> 00:07:45,003 Janet Kimmell. Welcome to the club. 100 00:07:45,114 --> 00:07:48,208 - Excuse me? - You don't know, do you? 101 00:07:48,317 --> 00:07:51,445 You've just joined a very exclusive sorority. 102 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,749 It isn't every woman that has the opportunity... 103 00:07:53,856 --> 00:07:56,450 to get worked over in court by Malcolm Marcall. 104 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,459 Want to hear something funny? 105 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,086 - I hate what I do for a living. - Not so funny. 106 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:03,631 Ha! You didn't spend three years going to law school. 107 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,133 I just hate divorce. I'm good at it, but... 108 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,931 Ah, the whole business makes me feel a bit like a carpetbagger. 109 00:08:09,038 --> 00:08:11,734 Bought some land in the desert a year and a half ago. 110 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:14,708 Next month, Loretta and I, we're gonna call it a day... 111 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:17,644 with the law and Beverly Hills and... 112 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,807 - You think I'm full of it, don't you, Steele? - Look out! 113 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,785 - You just missed him! - I know. Damn it! 114 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:28,323 One of these days, he's gonna zig, and then I'm gonna zig... 115 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,619 and we're both gonna make headlines. 116 00:08:30,726 --> 00:08:35,095 [Sighs] How do you feel about Mexican? 117 00:08:35,198 --> 00:08:37,223 The problem it seems to me is... 118 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,427 when you're 23, you marry this guy who's 26. 119 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:43,972 And a year goes by, and he's 27, and you're 24. 120 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:47,634 And it just keeps going on that way, till one day you wake up and you say... 121 00:08:47,743 --> 00:08:52,908 "Hey, who's this 35-year-old guy with a big gut who's lying next to me?" 122 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:58,715 And he wakes up and says, "Hey, who's this 32-year-old babe with the dark roots... 123 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:01,654 and droopy everythings that's lying next to me?" 124 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:05,193 Of course, in Angela's case, she just went out and bought herself... 125 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,752 another bottle of peroxide and found herself another 26-year-old. 126 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:12,357 [Laughing] Yeah, until that scum Marcall found out. 127 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:16,029 Now my ex-husband, the liquor store magnate, is dragging me back into court. 128 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:19,869 I could kill that Marcall. I really could. 129 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,274 Easy, Angela. It could be worse. 130 00:09:22,378 --> 00:09:24,278 You could be Megan. 131 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:27,543 [Woman] Megan lived with Anthony Perrouchi, the race car driver. 132 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:32,019 Marcall drew up this cohabitation contract... 133 00:09:32,121 --> 00:09:34,112 so that when the relationship turned sour... 134 00:09:34,223 --> 00:09:36,248 Megan left with what she came in with. 135 00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:40,126 Ask what she came in with. 136 00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:42,129 What did she come in with? 137 00:09:42,231 --> 00:09:44,222 A bathing suit. 138 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,564 A very small bathing suit. 139 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,195 Tell her what you do now, Megan. 140 00:09:50,306 --> 00:09:52,866 For a living? 141 00:09:52,975 --> 00:09:55,068 Aerobics. 142 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,738 I teach aerobic dancing at a gym on Fifth Street. 143 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,907 You know, if Anthony would've had any other lawyer... 144 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:04,646 I'd have a condo on Wilshire, I'd be driving a real nice car. 145 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:08,053 Instead, I'm 28 years old, and I touch my toes for a living. 146 00:10:08,157 --> 00:10:10,250 Damn that Marcall. 147 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,327 I wish he were dead. 148 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:15,022 [Angela] Speak of the devil. 149 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:17,031 [Megan] Oh, my goodness. 150 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:19,363 What's that with him, and is it taken yet? 151 00:10:19,468 --> 00:10:21,834 That's Rem... bert. 152 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:25,505 Robert. My ex. 153 00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:27,667 My ex to be. 154 00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:33,048 He's mine. You can't have him. 155 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:35,014 Not yet. 156 00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:39,850 - You're divorcing him? - [Indistinct] 157 00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:45,658 I thinkJudy's ready for something in the vodka family. 158 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,364 Where do you suppose she is? 159 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,800 We just have to keep reminding ourselves she's a big girl. 160 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:00,409 [Thumping] 161 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,584 What's everybody looking at? 162 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:15,521 Come on. What are you guys staring at, huh? 163 00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:18,650 Two drinks, 27 years... That's not bad. 164 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,229 You two take off. I'll have the limo drop her. 165 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,458 - Leave her like that with you? - She's a big girl. Remember, Murphy? 166 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,467 Come on, Laura. I'm taking you home. 167 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:29,163 Laura, I've called Fred, and the car's on its way as we speak. 168 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,761 Men! 169 00:11:30,873 --> 00:11:34,240 Men, men... men! 170 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,512 What does that mean, "men"? 171 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,583 He wants to know what that means. 172 00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:43,584 You want to know what that means? 173 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:48,123 I've spent an afternoon listening to the most horrifying stories. 174 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:50,988 You're all alike. Your hearts are in your pants... 175 00:11:51,093 --> 00:11:52,993 and your brains are in your heads! 176 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:55,723 You take her arms. I'll take her legs. 177 00:11:57,266 --> 00:12:01,066 - The way you use us and then discard us. - Put her down! 178 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:04,571 As though we're nothing more than mere objects created for your pleasure. 179 00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:09,770 Nothing more than mere afterthoughts, playthings for your amusement. 180 00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,779 Nothing more than mere trappings... 181 00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:16,250 as if God himself had looked down on the Garden of Eden and said... 182 00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:19,116 - "Nothing but"... - "Spareribs"? 183 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,314 - We'll all go in the limo. - [Chuckling] Right. 184 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:23,949 Trophies to display on your mantlepiece. 185 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,585 Collect 'em, trade 'em... 186 00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:19,537 [Door Slams] 187 00:13:19,648 --> 00:13:22,549 - [Sighs] - [Door Opens] 188 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,551 - [Door Slams] - Ohhh! 189 00:13:24,653 --> 00:13:26,746 Not your usual chipper self this morning. 190 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:30,155 - Must you gloat so loudly? - [Engine Races] 191 00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,853 - Please! - Sorry. 192 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,969 [Barking] 193 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,512 [Barking Continues] 194 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:29,475 [Barking Loudly] 195 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,746 Down! Quiet! Sit! 196 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:38,219 Retta's the only one they listen to, and she took a drive into town. 197 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,261 I heard these sounds last night. 198 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:43,854 - Sounds? - Yeah, like the car hood being raised. 199 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,628 Must've been around 3:00 in the morning. I was in bed. 200 00:14:46,735 --> 00:14:50,000 Uh, I suppose I could have been dreaming. 201 00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:52,869 No. I don't believe that. I heard what I heard. 202 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:56,934 Somebody was down here doing something to my car. Again. 203 00:14:57,046 --> 00:15:00,504 Perhaps we should alert the local police, and they could send the bomb squad. 204 00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:04,143 - Wouldn't you agree, sir? - I was hoping we could avoid the police... 205 00:15:04,253 --> 00:15:06,153 and the attendant publicity. 206 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:08,416 I'd also rather Loretta didn't know. 207 00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:11,687 Ah, I guess I'm being naive. I mean, you are Remington Steele. 208 00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:14,490 - I just assumed... - You assumed quite rightly. 209 00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:22,503 What are you doing? 210 00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,573 The man is paying for Remington Steele. 211 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,335 He has a right to get what he paid for. 212 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:31,470 Besides, it's only a problem if there really is a bomb in the car. 213 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,810 Excuse me. 214 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,916 I think I can say without fear of repudiation... 215 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:48,486 that this car is free of any and all explosive devices. 216 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,426 [Weak Chuckle] Thank you, but... 217 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,526 Would you prefer if l... 218 00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:58,539 Uh, would you? 219 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,734 Be delighted. 220 00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:20,552 I wonder if I might have a word with Miss Holt for a moment? 221 00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,631 Excuse me. 222 00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,363 - Give me a prayer. - What? 223 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:32,201 My mind keeps going blank. All I can think of is "Now I lay me down to sleep," 224 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:34,970 and that's not the one I want in this particular situation. 225 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,738 You mean you're not sure there isn't... 226 00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,745 It has nothing to do with being sure. 227 00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,747 It has to do with being prepared for any contingency. 228 00:16:40,849 --> 00:16:43,044 Now, give me a prayer. 229 00:16:43,152 --> 00:16:45,211 - The Lord is my shep... - Got it. 230 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:48,813 Isn't it funny how you can never think of those things when you really need them? 231 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,973 [Engine Starts] 232 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,983 - Good show! - You don't know the half of it. 233 00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:26,789 Beautiful machine. Mind if I throw her in gear and take her for a spin? 234 00:17:26,895 --> 00:17:29,295 - Certainly not. - Ciao. 235 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,616 [Coughing] Those people could certainly learn a thing or two from Detroit. 236 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,864 Whoever did it knew exactly what they were doing. 237 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:06,298 Completely regeared the car so when you threw it into reverse... 238 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,495 you were actually going into first. 239 00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:13,136 Megan lived with Anthony Perrouchi, the race car driver. 240 00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:17,144 She probably knew a lot of people who could pull off a trick like that. 241 00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,180 Which one was Megan? 242 00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:21,249 Hardly begin to know how to describe her. 243 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,250 The short one with the big rack? 244 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,219 - I learned that from Murphy. - When did you ever hear me say "the short one with"... 245 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:29,347 Yes, the short one with the big rack. 246 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,621 Anything else happen that I should know about? 247 00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:34,821 You got a call from a Janet Kimmell. 248 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,830 She leave a message? 249 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,561 - Yeah, she wanted to know if you like Italian. - Oh... 250 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:42,603 So, how long until it becomes final? 251 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:47,505 - To be perfectly honest, we're trying to work it out. - Oh. 252 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:50,510 You've already started seeing lawyers? It's too late. 253 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:54,104 Actually, Mr. Marcall is trying to help us. 254 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:58,676 Oh... Beth, tell her how Mr. Marcall helped you. 255 00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:02,223 I didn't even want a divorce. I don't think Roger did either. 256 00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:05,521 - That doesn't make any sense. Nobody forced you to... - What I mean is... 257 00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,891 I don't know why I got a divorce. 258 00:19:07,996 --> 00:19:10,556 I don't know why anybody gets a divorce. 259 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,362 I mean, in my mother's day, a woman would cheat on her husband. 260 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:16,768 A husband would cheat on his wife. But this is the '80s. 261 00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:19,932 We have no vices. We've given them all away. 262 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,067 Left them to our children. 263 00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:24,737 I just don't know why I got a divorce. 264 00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:28,578 Sure you do. You were bored. Or disappointed. 265 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:33,917 You're married for a while and, believe it or not, divorce seems kind of romantic. 266 00:19:34,022 --> 00:19:36,252 At least it's new. 267 00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:39,555 And the groups... You get tojoin so many groups. 268 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:43,222 Parents Without Partners. Singles Anonymous. 269 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,630 You start going back to school. 270 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:48,225 Make women friends. Look at us. 271 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:52,603 I mean, three weekends ago, we took our kids to Disneyland... together. 272 00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:59,070 But it's hard, and it stinks, and I hate it. 273 00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:02,947 Understand something, Judy. A good lawyer is a good closer. 274 00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:05,519 You may go in there thinking about a divorce... 275 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,317 but by the time you walk out, the sale is made. 276 00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:10,891 Janet owns her own business... floral shops. 277 00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:13,689 And about once a week, you can count on her for a speech. 278 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:16,093 Makes her feel like a captain of industry. 279 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:20,362 I'm not the captain of anything, except my own destiny. 280 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,835 And that's not all it's cracked up to be. 281 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,168 But that's why we have each other. 282 00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,834 For help, advice, for friends. 283 00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:32,346 Which reminds me... Uh, maybe one of you can help me. 284 00:20:32,447 --> 00:20:35,974 Does anybody here know anything about cars? 285 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:45,083 [Phone Ringing] 286 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,661 [Inaudible] 287 00:20:55,203 --> 00:20:58,798 Well, thank you. Thank you very much. 288 00:20:58,907 --> 00:21:02,502 I suppose there's some solace knowing that although the Remington Steele Agency... 289 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:05,637 seems incapable of safeguarding their clients against foul play... 290 00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:08,238 they do come promptly when you call them. 291 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:13,879 Mr. Malcolm, I was just paged at the restaurant and given a message to come here. 292 00:21:13,989 --> 00:21:16,924 - I don't know what you're so upset... - You've been drinking. 293 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:21,519 What? Oh, sipping maybe, but certainly not drinking. 294 00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:23,530 Last night, my wife, Loretta... 295 00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,863 She was alone at home, and someone set fire to the premises. 296 00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:29,904 - [Exhales] - I don't believe this. 297 00:21:30,005 --> 00:21:33,736 Mrs. Marcall is resting quite comfortably. Just a slight case of hysteria. 298 00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:37,073 It's nice to know that all you have to do is almost lose your life... 299 00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:41,047 to get the head of the agency to actually work on your case. 300 00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:44,118 - You're fired. - Mr. Farcall! 301 00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,585 Young lady, your agency has just been fired. 302 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,588 Steele, you might tell your help it reflects badly... 303 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:52,057 on your whole operation when they show up for work smelling like a vineyard. 304 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,061 - Now what? - Chew. 305 00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:57,063 [Marcall] To be perfectly honest... 306 00:21:57,165 --> 00:21:59,099 I didn't know which way the court was going to go. 307 00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,101 I knew the suspense was killing you... 308 00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:04,539 so when the decree came, I called, and what it amounts to is, she owes you money. 309 00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:06,097 So when the decree came, I called, and what it amounts to is, she owes you money. 310 00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:11,036 Dig out that bottle of St. Jacques DuPar and some glasses. 311 00:22:11,146 --> 00:22:13,671 [Man] I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. 312 00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:16,080 You're a miracle worker, Malcolm. Oh, sorry. 313 00:22:16,184 --> 00:22:18,982 - I didn't realize there were other people here. - They were just going. 314 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,578 Why don't you stay and join us for a toast? 315 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:24,090 - The truth is... - Hey, I just lost my wife... 316 00:22:24,192 --> 00:22:26,888 half my friends, the house, the dog, the record collection. 317 00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:29,122 You can't say no to me. I'm on a roll. 318 00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:31,893 - Be delighted. - Let's not and say we did. 319 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,730 - A toast. - To community property. 320 00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:37,396 - Laura! - Here's how. 321 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:41,398 - Ooh! - Ahh! 322 00:22:49,017 --> 00:22:52,214 Somebody call his ex-wife. Tell her she's a widow. 323 00:22:56,558 --> 00:22:59,288 - [Knocking] - [Clicks TVOff] 324 00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:01,862 - Mrs. Marcall? - Judy! 325 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,158 I came by as soon as I heard. 326 00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:07,633 Oh... Well, aren't you wonderful. 327 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,803 So, how do you feel? 328 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:13,807 Me? 329 00:23:13,909 --> 00:23:15,843 I feel fantastic, actually. 330 00:23:15,944 --> 00:23:17,844 Aren't hospitals wonderful places? 331 00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:21,040 I mean, they let you sleep all day, and they bring you your meals... 332 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,811 and if you don't want to answer the phone, you don't have to. 333 00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:27,013 If you just want to stop and think... 334 00:23:27,122 --> 00:23:29,283 It's too bad you have to be sick to get in. 335 00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:31,382 When did the fire start? 336 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,927 I don't know. 337 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:37,294 Suddenly I turned around... There was all this smoke. 338 00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:40,459 There's not much damage though, and we were going to move anyway... 339 00:23:40,569 --> 00:23:44,005 so I guess we'll just knock a little off the price. 340 00:23:44,106 --> 00:23:47,564 - [Laughing] - What? 341 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,576 Nothing. 342 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:54,911 Oh, it's just so silly. I mean, you work like hell for a house in Malibu. 343 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,951 You work like hell to be a lawyer. 344 00:23:58,053 --> 00:24:00,351 I love that house. 345 00:24:00,455 --> 00:24:02,355 I really thought he did too. 346 00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:05,688 I loved having parties that used to spill out onto the beach... 347 00:24:05,794 --> 00:24:11,664 and I like going to legal conventions, being Mrs. Malcolm Marcall, Esquire. 348 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:14,292 I loved our friends. 349 00:24:14,402 --> 00:24:19,339 I love the clubs, and I love playing golf on Sundays. 350 00:24:19,441 --> 00:24:22,035 Seems like it's that way with so many things in life. 351 00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,442 Jobs, people. 352 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,106 You want something, or someone... 353 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,513 and then you get it... them. 354 00:24:30,819 --> 00:24:34,186 Then you realize, maybe you were wrong. 355 00:24:36,024 --> 00:24:38,049 But thank God for that, huh? 356 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,459 Otherwise, there wouldn't be any expensive divorces, right? 357 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,463 I guess so. 358 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:47,262 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. How are things with you and Bob? 359 00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:50,736 Oh, well, uh... 360 00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:51,239 I don't see a thing. 361 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,139 I don't see a thing. 362 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,607 Hmm, so we're safe for the moment. 363 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:58,304 Marcall was able to keep it out of the papers. 364 00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:00,381 I delivered a sample of the wine to the lab. 365 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:03,144 We should know what the poison was by the end of the day. 366 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,448 And the coding on the bottle should give us a clue as to where it was purchased. 367 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:10,218 - Forgive me for butting in. - We know the bottle was sent to the house... 368 00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:13,488 - by a supposedly grateful client. - And that Malcolm brought it from the house to the office. 369 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,325 - May I say something? - [Laura] We know in all probability... 370 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,160 it came from one of our four suspects. 371 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,066 - Now I'm no detective... - Murphy, I think I'm hearing things. 372 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:24,866 It seems to me simply a matter of rounding up the suspects... 373 00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:27,498 presenting them with the wine in question, and then seeing who... 374 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:31,010 Go back to the part where you're not a detective. 375 00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,410 Yes. Well, why don't I run along then... 376 00:25:33,515 --> 00:25:37,815 and let you honest-to-goodness detectives get down to the business at hand. 377 00:25:41,857 --> 00:25:44,087 What was the name of that wine again? 378 00:25:44,192 --> 00:25:49,357 - St. Jacques DuPar, '78. - Right. 379 00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:53,924 Oh, I did it again. Didn't I, Murph? 380 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:55,935 What's that? 381 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:59,063 I came down on him a bit hard. Don't you think? 382 00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:03,076 You're asking me, Laura? I'm one of those people who believe with all my heart... 383 00:26:03,178 --> 00:26:05,544 you can't be too rich, you can't be too thin... 384 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,411 and you just can't come down too hard on that guy. 385 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:13,145 - Hmm. - But, uh, yeah, I think you did. 386 00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:15,155 [Clucks Tongue] 387 00:26:31,806 --> 00:26:34,969 If Miss Holt calls, Fred, um... 388 00:26:35,076 --> 00:26:40,207 - Lie, sir? - Well put. Well put. 389 00:26:40,315 --> 00:26:43,682 Treat yourself to an oil and grease job, Fred, and keep up the good work. 390 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:51,658 [Knocking] 391 00:26:56,331 --> 00:26:58,231 - Yes? - Megan? 392 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,301 Megan O'Toole? 393 00:27:02,771 --> 00:27:05,535 Hi. I know you. 394 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,736 I'm sorry. This is all wrong. 395 00:27:09,844 --> 00:27:12,142 Uh, I'm sorry I bothered you. 396 00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:19,549 Mr. Peppler? Oh, Bob? 397 00:27:19,654 --> 00:27:21,554 Hey, Bob? 398 00:27:23,158 --> 00:27:25,786 Something the matter? 399 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:29,125 [Groans] This is so unfair. 400 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,391 You don't even know me. 401 00:27:31,499 --> 00:27:33,399 I'm the husband of a friend. 402 00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:36,561 You're a kind-looking lady I happened to see in a restaurant. 403 00:27:36,671 --> 00:27:38,832 [Sighs] 404 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:43,377 "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world"... 405 00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:47,073 Hmm, never mind. 406 00:27:47,182 --> 00:27:50,618 - Well, do you want to tell me about it? - Oh, what's to tell? 407 00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:54,450 Judy filed the papers today. My son won't speak to me. 408 00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:58,287 - The dog ate my slippers. - Oh, I'm sorry. 409 00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:02,963 Bob... You're so tight. 410 00:28:03,064 --> 00:28:04,964 Speaking of which, uh... 411 00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:09,002 I have something here, sort of a friendship offering... a gift. 412 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,835 This bottle of wine from my attorney Malcolm Marcall. 413 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,842 Boy, I thought you were talking something really romantic. 414 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:19,141 You know, like candles and lotions... good stuff. 415 00:28:19,247 --> 00:28:22,478 [Chuckles] Next time maybe. 416 00:28:22,584 --> 00:28:24,518 May I pour you some? 417 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,645 Well, I don't really think we need that kind of stuff. 418 00:28:29,858 --> 00:28:31,883 - We don't? - Mm-mmm. 419 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,194 What's the matter? 420 00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:38,798 The vintage? 421 00:28:40,435 --> 00:28:42,335 The bottler? 422 00:28:46,074 --> 00:28:49,202 Um, see, l... how do you say... I don't imbibe. 423 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:52,245 You know, no meat, no cigarettes, no... 424 00:28:52,347 --> 00:28:55,646 - St. Jacques DuPar, '78? - Definitely not that. 425 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:59,550 And there's absolutely no way I could possibly persuade you to share a drop with me? 426 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:02,987 - Mm-mmm. - What if I threatened to... 427 00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:04,820 ravage you? 428 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:09,156 The corkscrew's in my kitchen. 429 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:12,460 [Car Engine Starts] 430 00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:21,466 On toJanet Kimmell, sir? 431 00:29:21,576 --> 00:29:23,806 That will be fine, Fred. 432 00:29:23,912 --> 00:29:25,812 Certainly, sir. 433 00:29:29,117 --> 00:29:29,317 A herbicide? Injected through the cork? 434 00:29:29,317 --> 00:29:33,185 A herbicide? Injected through the cork? 435 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,381 Not bad for a night's work, Murph. 436 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:39,787 Ah, so what've we got? 437 00:29:39,894 --> 00:29:43,421 We've got Megan, who lived with a man who raced cars... 438 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,761 perfect for the first three murder attempts. 439 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,564 We've gotJanet, who owns a floral business... 440 00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:52,697 a perfect connection for the herbicide. 441 00:29:52,807 --> 00:29:55,435 Yeah, there'd be a wonderful neatness to it all... 442 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:59,104 if we could prove the wine came from one of Angela's stor... 443 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:03,207 Right. A wealth of riches. 444 00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:07,186 Three... count 'em... three perfectly good suspects... 445 00:30:07,288 --> 00:30:11,224 for a case we've been fired from. 446 00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:13,351 [Chuckling] Let's use just one... 447 00:30:13,461 --> 00:30:17,898 and save the other two for the next time we've got a case we can't solve. 448 00:30:17,999 --> 00:30:20,467 Okay. Night, Murph. 449 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,867 Get some rest. [Sighs] 450 00:30:23,972 --> 00:30:25,872 [Steele] Women.! 451 00:30:25,974 --> 00:30:28,602 Women! 452 00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:31,178 - What about them? - What about them? 453 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,981 What about them! 454 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,881 I've known fish who were more faithful. 455 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:39,954 [Chuckling] 456 00:30:40,054 --> 00:30:43,148 - Smells like you've had a busy day. - [Pills Rattling] 457 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,094 All in the line of duty, my dear. 458 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:50,289 All in the line of duty. 459 00:30:50,398 --> 00:30:56,337 Uh, if you don't mind my suggesting, you might want to sit down before you fall down. 460 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,668 May I? It's surprisingly dizzying up here. 461 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,469 [Grunts] 462 00:31:01,576 --> 00:31:04,909 - Oh, no! - [Exhales] Oh. 463 00:31:06,514 --> 00:31:10,143 Mmm, you know, you look just lovely this evening. 464 00:31:11,753 --> 00:31:13,653 Did you hurt yourself? 465 00:31:13,755 --> 00:31:17,816 Ahh, what are you doing all the way up there? 466 00:31:19,594 --> 00:31:22,927 Ohh. Oh, that's better. 467 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:30,703 You know, you look just as lovely upside down. 468 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,797 [Chuckling] All the drunks say that. 469 00:31:33,908 --> 00:31:35,933 Only because it's true. 470 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,880 May I ask you something? 471 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:45,885 You've been at this private eye thing a while now, right? 472 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,615 Then explain this to me. 473 00:31:48,723 --> 00:31:51,590 I go to each of these ladies with a bottle of wine... 474 00:31:51,693 --> 00:31:54,821 that matches the one that was poisoned. 475 00:31:54,929 --> 00:31:58,695 Now, the theory here is... 476 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,759 the guilty party will absolutely refuse to touch a drop. 477 00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:06,328 - Good idea, wouldn't you say? - Hmm. Very good. 478 00:32:06,441 --> 00:32:08,568 That's what I thought. 479 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,701 Hell, it had to be good. 480 00:32:10,812 --> 00:32:14,111 "Claudes" Rains did it in Notorious. 481 00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:19,442 Anyway, that's what I've been doing all afternoon. 482 00:32:19,554 --> 00:32:22,819 - Only? - Not one of them would touch a drop. 483 00:32:22,924 --> 00:32:24,983 I had to drink all by myself. 484 00:32:25,093 --> 00:32:27,823 [Clucks Tongue] Tough way to make a living. 485 00:32:27,929 --> 00:32:32,195 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. 486 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,427 If I tell you something... 487 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:37,368 will you promise never to repeat it? 488 00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:41,067 Never, never, never remind me I said it? 489 00:32:41,175 --> 00:32:44,736 - What are you talking about? - Oh, what's the point of being drunk... 490 00:32:44,846 --> 00:32:48,338 if you can't say the things you'd never say if you were sober? 491 00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:55,215 I rather enjoyed being a Peppler. 492 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,726 Shame about the divorce. 493 00:33:01,829 --> 00:33:03,763 They were so good together, those two. 494 00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:05,890 They are. 495 00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:09,769 Aren't they? 496 00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:11,304 [Softly] Yes. 497 00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:18,277 [Phone Ringing] 498 00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:21,314 Oh, Laura! Don't leave me on the floor like this! 499 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,646 Shh! 500 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:26,481 - Remington Steele Investigations. - [Marcall] I'm under siege here! 501 00:33:26,587 --> 00:33:29,283 - [Gunfire] - There's a sniper outside my home firing at me! Help me, please! 502 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:31,483 - Help me! - We'll be right there. 503 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,686 [Steele Groaning] 504 00:33:34,796 --> 00:33:37,287 - Oh! - Oh, God. 505 00:33:37,398 --> 00:33:40,299 - Oh! - Come on! 506 00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:42,460 Yes, yes, yes. 507 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,504 We have to get to the Marcalls'. 508 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,630 Malky, Malcolm, yes. Oops. 509 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:48,709 - Ooh! - Never could skate. 510 00:33:48,810 --> 00:33:51,210 - Weak ankles. - Oh, please. 511 00:33:51,312 --> 00:33:54,110 Kind of wonderful the way I snuck my arm around, eh? 512 00:33:54,215 --> 00:33:56,410 Oh. 513 00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:58,485 [Laura] I can't leave you alone like this. 514 00:33:58,586 --> 00:34:01,487 - You're coming with me, but stay in the car. - 515 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:13,426 [Dispatcher On Radio] 516 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,300 The great Remington Steele. 517 00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:43,754 [Dogs Barking] 518 00:34:43,865 --> 00:34:45,890 [Loretta] Heel.! 519 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,901 Mrs. Marcall! 520 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,267 I made them bring me home the moment I heard... 521 00:34:51,372 --> 00:34:53,499 about the attempt on Malcolm's life, Miss Holt. 522 00:34:53,608 --> 00:34:56,133 It is Miss Holt, isn't it? 523 00:34:56,244 --> 00:34:59,509 - My husband's told me everything. - He has? 524 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:02,481 I'm sure you've heard we've had quite an evening here. 525 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:05,746 Why don't you come through the house? He's waiting for you down below on the beach. 526 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,287 Thank you. 527 00:35:12,493 --> 00:35:14,586 [Vehicle Engine Starts] 528 00:35:32,447 --> 00:35:35,746 [Barking] 529 00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:40,753 - Renny, Lucan, lie down. - [Barking] 530 00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:45,217 - [Knocking] - Stay! 531 00:35:47,662 --> 00:35:49,687 Steele here. 532 00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:51,856 Oops! Pardon me. 533 00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:54,457 Peppler. I'm a Peppler. 534 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,037 Won't you come in, Mr. Steele? 535 00:35:57,138 --> 00:36:00,596 My husband's been expecting you. It's straight through to the back. 536 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,801 I've already made the necessary phone calls. 537 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:07,711 Depending on the availabilities of the moving men, we could be out of Los Angeles by Wednesday. 538 00:36:07,815 --> 00:36:12,275 - Mr. Marcall... - I'm sorry about that little scene in my office, Miss Holt. 539 00:36:12,386 --> 00:36:14,786 This is all very new to me. 540 00:36:14,889 --> 00:36:19,417 Mr. Marcall, I assure you. Death threats are hardly run of the mill for anyone. 541 00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:22,621 I don't mean that. I mean... fear. 542 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,665 Huddled under that sink there... 543 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,463 I knew, for the first time in my entire life... 544 00:36:29,570 --> 00:36:32,801 that someone wanted me dead. 545 00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:38,436 Pinned there tonight, I could... I could feel the hate. 546 00:36:41,516 --> 00:36:46,920 Uh, this should cover your fees and expenses. 547 00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:49,148 Thank you. 548 00:36:53,094 --> 00:36:55,187 [Exhales] Am I interrupting something? 549 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:58,129 I was just explaining to your assoc... 550 00:36:59,934 --> 00:37:02,198 This man is polluted. 551 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,238 I'm not cashing this check, sir. Not yet. 552 00:37:05,339 --> 00:37:08,331 Not until we discover who it is that's stalking you. 553 00:37:08,442 --> 00:37:10,842 You people should seek professional help. 554 00:37:10,945 --> 00:37:14,540 This is apparently an agency-wide problem. 555 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,674 Good night, Mr. Marcall. 556 00:37:16,784 --> 00:37:18,684 Good night, Malcolm. 557 00:37:23,691 --> 00:37:25,591 Ohh... 558 00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:28,560 [Gargling, Spitting] 559 00:37:34,101 --> 00:37:37,229 Oh, bliss, bliss, bliss. 560 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:49,349 - Oh, what a relief it is. - [Laura] Yoo-hoo.! 561 00:37:49,450 --> 00:37:52,180 Morning! Morning, morning, morning, morning, morning. 562 00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:54,345 - Oh. - Rough night? 563 00:37:55,957 --> 00:37:58,016 Do you have any idea the price one pays... 564 00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,423 for abusing alcohol the way I did last night? 565 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:05,864 No. What is the price one pays for abusing alcohol the way you did last night? 566 00:38:05,967 --> 00:38:08,868 Uh, 10.77. 567 00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:10,904 But then again, I didn't shop around. 568 00:38:11,005 --> 00:38:13,098 Probably could've done better on the mouthwash. 569 00:38:15,476 --> 00:38:17,910 I have a confession to make. 570 00:38:18,012 --> 00:38:19,912 I don't like drinking. 571 00:38:20,014 --> 00:38:21,914 I don't like what it does to me. 572 00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:25,452 - What does it do to you? - Well, for one thing, last night... 573 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,453 Remember it well. 574 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:29,716 I don't. Not a lick of it. What happened? 575 00:38:29,824 --> 00:38:32,384 Oh, I couldn't possibly tell you without blushing. 576 00:38:32,493 --> 00:38:35,053 Suffice it to say, we both ended up on the floor. 577 00:38:35,162 --> 00:38:38,393 - Really? - Mmm. 578 00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:40,296 Huh. Damn. 579 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,562 - I, too, have a confession to make. - Hmm. 580 00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:44,570 - I swore it off. - What, the floor? 581 00:38:44,672 --> 00:38:47,971 Alcohol... never again. Not even in the line of duty. 582 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,374 Oh, speaking of duty, I knew there was a reason I asked you here. 583 00:38:51,479 --> 00:38:53,379 I've cracked the case. 584 00:38:53,481 --> 00:38:55,745 - [Mouths Word] - Mm-hmm. 585 00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:01,987 You mean he called you too? 586 00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:05,252 "Emergency meeting. Get to the agency as soon as possible. 587 00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:08,328 Pick up pastries on the way." 588 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,397 They're in there waiting for you. 589 00:39:18,739 --> 00:39:21,708 Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, do come in. Sit down. Make yourself at home. 590 00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:23,709 Give me a hint. 591 00:39:23,811 --> 00:39:26,507 - He has a theory. - About what? 592 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,605 About the Marcall case. 593 00:39:28,716 --> 00:39:32,049 I was having trouble sleeping last night... nasty hangover... 594 00:39:32,153 --> 00:39:36,351 so I pulled myself out of bed and turned on the television set and there it was. 595 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:42,458 - Why don't you? - There what was? 596 00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:44,895 The solution to this mystery. 597 00:39:44,999 --> 00:39:47,627 Right there, on channel six, in glorious color. 598 00:39:47,735 --> 00:39:52,638 Paramount, 1974, a veritable cavalcade of stars. 599 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:56,471 Murder on the Orient Express. 600 00:39:57,712 --> 00:40:00,442 I'm gonna get some more coffee. You want some? 601 00:40:00,548 --> 00:40:03,176 - I'll come with you. - Murder on the Orient Express.! Didn't you see it? 602 00:40:03,284 --> 00:40:05,377 Albert Finney, wonderful actor, funny accent... 603 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,511 plays master detective Hercule Poirot. 604 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:11,523 He's a passenger on board that famous European train, the Orient Express. 605 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:15,959 Early in the trip, Richard Widmark is killed. Murdered. 606 00:40:16,063 --> 00:40:19,692 And now it's up to Hercule to find out... Who done it? 607 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,700 Was it Lauren Bacall? 608 00:40:21,802 --> 00:40:25,238 Vanessa Redgrave? Could it have been Michael York? Ingrid Bergman? 609 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:29,469 PrettyJacqueline Bisset? Dastardly Anthony Perkins? Who? Who? Who? 610 00:40:31,212 --> 00:40:34,079 - You want some Danish with that coffee? - They all did. 611 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:39,881 They all knew if they worked together, no single person could be implicated. 612 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:43,389 Any special kind of Danish? 613 00:40:43,491 --> 00:40:47,393 - So you're saying... - Exactly. 614 00:40:47,495 --> 00:40:49,395 Murphy... 615 00:40:50,931 --> 00:40:53,627 It doesn't go past this room... 616 00:40:53,734 --> 00:40:56,100 but I think he makes a lot of sense. 617 00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:59,969 - Really? - Hey! It's the best theory we've got. 618 00:41:00,074 --> 00:41:02,634 I say... we run with it. 619 00:41:02,743 --> 00:41:05,211 Run with it? 620 00:41:05,312 --> 00:41:07,872 He's been watching football again. 621 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,354 [Steele] Could it have been Michael York? 622 00:41:15,456 --> 00:41:17,356 Ingrid Bergman? PrettyJacqueline Bisset? 623 00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:20,621 Dastardly Anthony Perkins? Who? Who? Who? 624 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:20,861 - Mr. Marcall, we invited all four women here today... - Oh, my. 625 00:41:20,861 --> 00:41:25,730 - Mr. Marcall, we invited all four women here today... - Oh, my. 626 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:29,496 Under the guise that you would be leaving town and that your clients might wish... 627 00:41:29,603 --> 00:41:32,697 to discuss settlements out of court prior to your retirement. 628 00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:35,605 - [Dogs Barking] - What's that going to prove? 629 00:41:37,812 --> 00:41:40,975 - [Doorbell Ringing] - I believe our first guest has just arrived. 630 00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:42,548 Heel! 631 00:41:48,489 --> 00:41:50,389 - [Growling] - Stay. 632 00:41:52,226 --> 00:41:54,285 - Bobby? - Megan, darling! 633 00:42:01,168 --> 00:42:03,159 - Do you know everyone? - [Quietly] Yeah. 634 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:05,898 Does everyone know you? Megan O'Toole. 635 00:42:06,006 --> 00:42:08,873 Former live-in lover of Anthony Perrouchi. 636 00:42:08,976 --> 00:42:11,308 Her job? Jury-rig Malcolm's exhaust system. 637 00:42:11,412 --> 00:42:15,644 And when that failed, regear his transmission. 638 00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:18,115 - Isn't that right, Megan? - What? 639 00:42:18,219 --> 00:42:20,949 - [Barking] - [Doorbell Ringing] 640 00:42:24,692 --> 00:42:26,592 Heel! 641 00:42:32,433 --> 00:42:34,731 - Robert! - Angela. Do come in. 642 00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:42,770 Now, Angela, tell us how you supplied the wine that was ultimately poisoned... 643 00:42:42,877 --> 00:42:45,710 - [Barking] - In an attempt to kill Malcolm Marcall. 644 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:48,941 What are you... I came here to talk settlement. 645 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,451 Judy? 646 00:42:51,552 --> 00:42:53,884 [Steele] Now, Angela, it's true, isn't it? 647 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:57,082 I don't know what you're talking about. I would never buy wine for Marcall. 648 00:42:57,191 --> 00:43:01,821 For one, I don't like him. And for two, he doesn't drink. Everybody knows that. 649 00:43:01,929 --> 00:43:05,888 - [Barking] - [Doorbell Ringing] 650 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,434 I said, heel! 651 00:43:08,535 --> 00:43:12,437 Retta, you and those beasts come over here. 652 00:43:15,309 --> 00:43:17,072 [Clears Throat] 653 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:22,543 Well, surprise, surprise. Are you my settlement? 654 00:43:29,990 --> 00:43:32,288 My goodness. What have we here? 655 00:43:32,393 --> 00:43:35,157 What we have here is a scenario for murder. 656 00:43:35,262 --> 00:43:40,393 A group of four women, embittered by their various domestic situations... 657 00:43:40,501 --> 00:43:45,734 due to return to court to face Malcolm Marcall. 658 00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:48,501 Each woman contributing one part of the murder scheme... 659 00:43:48,609 --> 00:43:51,874 so no single woman could be implicated. 660 00:43:51,979 --> 00:43:56,882 You, Janet, provided the deadly herbicide that ultimately poisoned the wine. 661 00:43:56,984 --> 00:44:00,579 - Says who? - Says anyone with a facility for deductive reasoning. 662 00:44:00,688 --> 00:44:04,385 You spirited your herbicide into this house where it was injected into a bottle of... 663 00:44:04,491 --> 00:44:08,450 I snuck into this house? Past those panthers? 664 00:44:11,498 --> 00:44:13,966 Why don't you take a seat, Janet? 665 00:44:15,836 --> 00:44:18,999 Tell me again how much you admire my theory. 666 00:44:19,106 --> 00:44:22,303 Love to. But the truth is I'm developing one of my own. 667 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:25,537 Well, feel free to jump in whenever the urge hits. 668 00:44:28,649 --> 00:44:31,311 - Loretta... - [Barking Continues] 669 00:44:33,487 --> 00:44:37,446 You didn't hear anything the night someone set fire to this house? 670 00:44:37,558 --> 00:44:41,392 - [Barking] - What are you driving at? 671 00:44:41,495 --> 00:44:43,725 And what about you, Mr. Marcall? 672 00:44:43,831 --> 00:44:46,732 The night you heard someone tampering with your car... 673 00:44:46,834 --> 00:44:49,325 what else did you hear? 674 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:52,769 - Hear? Uh, hear? - [Barking Continues] 675 00:44:52,873 --> 00:44:54,898 - Retta, will you shut the damn dogs up! - Heel! 676 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,803 You didn't hear the dogs. 677 00:45:05,085 --> 00:45:06,985 Loretta? 678 00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:10,013 - [Barking] - Will you heel! 679 00:45:12,426 --> 00:45:14,917 Oh, Malcolm. 680 00:45:15,029 --> 00:45:16,963 What did you want me to do? 681 00:45:17,064 --> 00:45:18,861 Take you to divorce court? 682 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:22,197 - Mrs. Mar... - [Barking] 683 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:27,467 You selfish, no good, son of a... 684 00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:31,502 [Barking] 685 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:35,514 - Now, Loretta... - I put you through school, remember? 686 00:45:35,616 --> 00:45:38,710 I'm the one who cooked your meals and washed your clothes... 687 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:43,222 and worked as a waitress, getting her fanny pinched until you passed your bar exam. 688 00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:46,190 - Do you remember that, Malcolm? - I loved you for doing that. 689 00:45:46,293 --> 00:45:49,456 Oh, sure you love me. You better love me! 690 00:45:49,563 --> 00:45:51,656 I invested in you, Malcolm. 691 00:45:51,765 --> 00:45:54,325 We invested in each other. 692 00:45:54,435 --> 00:45:56,960 I worked through my eighth month of pregnancy for you. 693 00:45:57,071 --> 00:46:01,405 And after the baby was born, I kept on working, so you could clerk. 694 00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:02,676 And when you started your own practice, who did the books... 695 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:03,938 And when you started your own practice, who did the books... 696 00:46:04,044 --> 00:46:06,842 and answered the phone for the first year and a half? 697 00:46:06,947 --> 00:46:10,508 - I thought we were partners. - We are. 698 00:46:10,617 --> 00:46:13,586 Then who are you to announce that you're quitting law? 699 00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:17,623 Huh? Just when my half of the investment was beginning to pay off. 700 00:46:17,724 --> 00:46:22,320 What the hell right have you got to throw in the towel without asking me, Malcolm? 701 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:26,598 - [Barking] - [Doorbell Ringing] 702 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,225 I believe the word for tonight is "Heel." 703 00:46:29,336 --> 00:46:32,032 - If you would kindly do the honors... - Heel. 704 00:46:41,448 --> 00:46:43,439 Man's best friends? 705 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,451 Yes. I suppose if one leads a truly lonely life. 706 00:47:04,037 --> 00:47:07,768 Oh. I was just waiting for somebody to answer the door... 707 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:10,935 and Roger came up the path... 708 00:47:11,044 --> 00:47:15,913 and there was no place to go, and one thing led to another... 709 00:47:16,016 --> 00:47:18,985 and, oh, well. 710 00:47:24,992 --> 00:47:27,119 Isn't love lovely? 711 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,500 Vast improvement. 712 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:38,435 - Thank you. - How did you know? 713 00:47:38,539 --> 00:47:41,337 I didn't. Not until you started speaking... 714 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:45,605 and I realized no one could enter that house without those dogs barking... 715 00:47:45,712 --> 00:47:48,203 and that no one had ever mentioned hearing them bark. 716 00:47:48,315 --> 00:47:51,478 Not Loretta, not Malcolm when he heard someone... 717 00:47:51,585 --> 00:47:54,713 and not me the night he called about the gunshots. 718 00:47:54,821 --> 00:47:57,847 Loretta always silenced the dogs so as not to give herself away. 719 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,826 Exactly. That, and her serving wine... [Snaps Fingers] 720 00:48:01,929 --> 00:48:03,829 What about the car? 721 00:48:03,931 --> 00:48:07,697 She had it professionally done. Told the mechanic she couldn't adjust... 722 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:10,827 to the European shifting pattern and could he regear it. 723 00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:19,505 Handsome shot, Mrs. Peppler. 724 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,647 [Mews] 725 00:48:57,697 --> 00:49:02,247 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0